One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to
his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.? The next morning the husband took
a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to
himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.?
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put
Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's
'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
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Susie